Ancient Quote by Terry Pratchett

“What about the Vimes manual, then?" snapped Vimes. "I notice you've never bothered to learn how to use me!" The demon hesitated. "Humans come…

— Terry Pratchett

“Nevertheless, it bothered Vimes, even though he'd got really good at the noises and would go up against any man in his rendition of…

— Terry Pratchett

“Look down, your grace," said Skimmer. "Mhm, mhm." Vimes realized he could feel the faintest prick of a knife blade on his stomach. "Look…

— Terry Pratchett

“Who really knew what evil lurked in the heart of men? ME. Who knew what sane men were capable of? STILL ME, I’M AFRAID.…

— Terry Pratchett

“But it must’ve happened!” snapped Vimes. “I told you, I can remember it! I was there yesterday!” “Nice try, but that doesn’t mean anything…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes stuck his helmet under his arm, smoothed back his hair, and knocked. He'd considered asking Sargent Colon to accompany him, but had brushed…

— Terry Pratchett

“Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from…

— Terry Pratchett

“saw the local men as they arrived in their working clothes and carrying what most people would call agricultural implements, but which Vimes mentally…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes felt his hand begin to move of its own accord-- And stopped. Red rage froze. There was The Beast, all around him. And…

— Terry Pratchett

“What a mess the world was in, Vimes reflected. Constable Visit had told him the meek would inherit it, and what had the poor…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes shook some lather off the blade. "Hah! I bet they have. Tell me, Willikins, did you fight much when you were a kid?…

— Terry Pratchett

“Oh, good grief," said Vimes. "Look, it's quite simple, man. I was expected to go "At last, alcohol!", and chugalug the lot without thinking.…

— Terry Pratchett