Discworld Quote by Terry Pratchett

“You there is such a thing as a door," I whispered. "You should try it some time.”

— Chanda Hahn

“He was trying to conjure up a succubus." It should be impossible to leer when all you've got is a beak, but the parrot…

— Terry Pratchett

There's a door." "Where does it go?" "It stays where it is, I think.

— Terry Pratchett

“You know there is such a things as a door," I whispered. "You should try it some time.”

— The Silver Siren Chanda Hahn

“Everyone knows this, don’t they?” Cohen gaped at him in astonishment. “Blood-sucking ghosts, as a matter of fact,” said Rincewind. “After all, everyone knows…

— Terry Pratchett

“Shlup,’ said Rincewind.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Not much. I never really spent anything. I’ve often wondered what being poor was like.” “You’re going to get a huge opportunity to find…

— Terry Pratchett

“So we’re surrounded by absolutely nothing,” said Rincewind. “Total nothing.” He hesitated. “There’s a word for it,” he said. “It’s what you get when…

— Terry Pratchett

“I don’t know what to do,” he said. “No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,” said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. “Been…

— Terry Pratchett

“I expect everything will turn out all right in the end,' said Twoflower. Rincewind looked at him. remarks like that always threw him. 'Do…

— Terry Pratchett

“Lightning is the spears hurled by the thunder giants when they fight,” it said gently. “Established meteorological fact. You can’t harness it.” “I know,”…

— Terry Pratchett

“...All the shops have been smashed open. There was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments, can you…

— Terry Pratchett