Swear Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image “Occasionally he would very nearly swear.” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Swear
I swear a lot; I always have. So does my husband. Our son, surprisingly, does not swear much at all. — Frances McDormand Copy Share Image
“His swearing is methodical, continuous, and apparently entirely senseless.” — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
“He had led a sheltered childhood and never learned to swear convincingly. He had long ago learned that swearing, like foreign languages, is best… — John Godey Copy Share Image
I hardly ever swear. So when I do, my husband knows it's extremely serious. — Deborah Meaden Copy Share Image
“Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more directly, much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words.” — Coleman Young Copy Share Image
People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, loyal and upfront with their friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If a situation requires swearing to God it is — by definition — extreme.” — Pam Houston Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
These mercenaries, I swear by God, those who are still in Washington, they have sent their troops to be burned. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
I never think of things rationally or intellectually. I swear, every single decision I make is just instinct and my instincts tend to be… — Neill Blomkamp Copy Share Image
One or two years ago, I didn't know who I was on court and I used to swear a lot. But now I've learned… — Roger Federer Copy Share Image
All right. I will be a man about this…I’m so sorry Bets. I should have hidden the keys. Booted your tires. Something. I had… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably all my fault. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
If you sat around there long enough and heard all the phonies applauding and all, you got to hate everybody in the world, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People have no morals, I swear to God. The things that people do for ratings! It's unforgivable. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
The revolting details of childbirth had been hidden from me with such care that I was as surprised as I was horrified, and I… — Suzanne Curchod Copy Share Image
If I hear ‘Karma Chameleon’ one more time, I swear I’m going to find Boy George and make him eat Jesse’s record. What does… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
You would not think that birds who have no brain at all could become so friendly. I swear some of them are more intelligent… — Elizabeth Aston Copy Share Image
