Hairdresser Quote by Terry Pratchett

“For many thousands of years people had looked at expensive heads of hair and thought of how much food and warmth they represented, so…

— Doris Lessing

“I’ll wear a fork on my head, and if anybody wants a job, they can eat salad off my scalp.”

— Jarod Kintz

People have always been like, 'You've got a wild head of hair!'

— Joe Keery

“Anything else you want to discuss before we begin?” “Who cuts your hair? You should run them through with their own thinning shears. You…

— J.A. Rock

A hairdresser who did my hair said, "You, my darling, have something that we call successful' hair," which is basically battered hair that's split…

— Jessie J

Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.

— Charles Nelson Reilly

“I am locked in a very expensive suit old elegant and enduring Only my hair has been able to get free but someone has…

— Leonard Cohen

“Ah, professor, if only you had discovered a way of rejuvenating hair!” Chapter 2”

— Mikhail Bulgakov

“What if the wrong person showed up first and said you were expecting them?' I said. 'I told them middling tall, skinny, weird-looking hair…

— Robin McKinley

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.

— William Hazlitt

I feel it is my Christian duty to be at least as careful in my personal grooming, if not more so, than before my…

— Eugenia Price

“Why is your hair green?” “It’s a fashion statement.” “It’s hideous. And even if it weren’t . . . tinted . . . or…

— Karen Chance