Cows Quote by Terry Pratchett

Physicians are the cobblers, rather the botchers, of men's bodies; as the one patches our tattered clothes, so the other solders our diseased flesh.

— John Ford

“Doctors is all swabs.”

— Robert Louis Stevenson

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit…when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my…

— Anonymous

“I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.”

— Howard Florey

I say, doctors are the profiteers of death and unclaimed cadavers that were once inhabited by homeless and wondering poets!

— Rawi Hage

“Doctoring sick calves becomes my sole work. I don’t even notice when or where the new ones were born. My days and nights are…

— Gretel Ehrlich

“I’m an oncologist, not a podiatrist.” My skin unzipped. Those were the worst kinds of doctors. They never saved anyone.”

— Jennifer Gooch Hummer

“This was not before doctors, but in Turkey they hadn't gotten around to claiming the bone business yet; milkmen still were in charge of…

— William Goldman

Doctors don’t seem to realize that most of us are perfectly content not having to visualize ourselves as animated bags of skin filled with…

— Joe Haldeman

“There wasn't an anhydrous lacrimal gland in the house, writes the author in all seriousness describing a memorial service for a medical school's cadavers.”

— Mary Roach

“I recognised a Swiss doctor whom I’d seen at a lot of races. I knew that she also worked in a mortuary. I remember…

— Charly Wegelius

“and today, your bones gathered your skin and said 'Come on, let's do it again”

— Upile Chisala