Discworld Quote by Terry Pratchett

“I stared harder. Come on, vampire mojo. Do your thing. "Don't. Kill. Yourself." "Why. Are you. Talking. Like this?”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“You're not prepared physically or mentally to pick a fight with a thousand-year-old vampire." he said. 'He is more cunning and far more ruthless…

— Evette Davis

“You weak-willed, jealous sack of vampire spit.”

— Kim Harrison

“Humans time and again demonstrated they were capable of perpetrating crimes as vile and gruesome as any vampire.”

— Rebeka Harrington

“Great. A vampire with bruised feelings is a disaster waiting to happen. He's either terrorizing Will or moping around like Hamlet.”

— Jennifer Harlow

“Becoming a vampire is easy,” he said calmly. “Living with the condition, that is the hard part.”

— Katie Salidas

“But when tragedy strikes, it leaves no part of your life, of your being, untouched, unscathed, unscarred. ~Blood Like Poison: For the Love of…

— M. Leighton

“I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat…

— Brian Meehl

“Humanity is a vampire's greatest weakness.”

— Katherine Pierce

“I am the Vampire Lestat, and nothing … not even this mortal body … is going to defeat me.”

— Anne Rice

“Must we vampires always resort to violence so quickly? Could we not just all sit down over a "refreshing Bud Light" and "just chill,"…

— Beth Fantaskey

I am a vampire," I say softly. "And you have pissed me off.

— Christopher Pike