Discworld Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,” he said to the assembled cadavers.”

— Dean Koontz

A [reformed] vampire ... mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going into the crime solving business.

— Vivian Vande Velde

I am a vampire," I say softly. "And you have pissed me off.

— Christopher Pike

I don't really know [who my favorite vampire is]. I always think, 'Ethan Hawke in Interview with a Vampire,' and someone will say, 'He's…

— Robert Pattinson

“Well. Miracles never cease.' 'Amen to that.' Which, upon reflection, was a very strange thing to hear a vampire say.”

— Carrie Vaughn

“God it set them yappin on the slope like dogs and he turns to us, the judge, with that smile of his, and he…

— Cormac McCarthy

'And for my part, Gentlemen,' said I, 'that I may put in for a share, and guess with the rest; not to amuse myself…

— Cyrano de Bergerac

“Gentlemen,” said Earl Lavender, with perfect complacence, “it becomes you to make a charge of madness against me. I told my friend Lord Brumm…

— John Davidson

“I OPENED THE final Buttface of 1978 with a rah-rah speech, trying to fire up the troops, but especially myself. “Gentlemen,” I said, “our…

— Phil Knight

“Women, after all, gentlemen,' said the enthusiastic Mr. Snodgrass, 'are the great props and comforts of our existance.”

— Charles Dickens

“It was the way he wore the place. You expected him any moment to break into the kind of song that has suspicious rhymes…

— Terry Pratchett

Nature abhors a lot of things, including vacuums, ships called the Marie Celeste, and the chuck keys for electric drills.

— Terry Pratchett