Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image ““Demons can’t call things weird. I mean, what’s weird to a demon?”” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“When people say 'weird', what they really mean is 'different'. And different has never been a bad thing.” — Louise Gornall Copy Share Image
“Weird? One day you’re normal and the next, you’re walking around with a butterfly attached to your back. Then Malice in Wonderland tries to… — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“The word 'weird' is never spoken or thought of by the Fey, as to them there is nothing very strange when you take it… — Gabriel Brunsdon Copy Share Image
“I knew I was a little different from most demons but nothing says freak of nature like a one-eyed gypsy saying I had a… — Mary Abshire Copy Share Image
“Please remember, there is no such thing as safe sex with a demon.” — Mark Huntley-James Copy Share Image
“She thinks I'm a monster and she doesn't even know I'm a demon yet.” — Stacie Simpson Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
