Humour Quote by shaikh mustafa Download Open image ““IF YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE STUPID,IT MEANS YOU ARE INTELLIGENT.”” — shaikh mustafa ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Accept The Fact Humour
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