Humour Quote by Scott S. Phillips

“Alex sniffed the ground, lifted his leg and peed on the boot prints. “Piss on vampires,” he grumbled, showing his teeth.”

— Shannon Mayer

“Show me your hands,” he replied in a far less cordial manner. I pulled them out of my coat pockets, not bothering to hide…

— Jeaniene Frost

“I don't believe in vampires" He opened his mouth to show her a vicious set of fangs. "If you want to live past tonight,…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“He chuckled, a low, amused rumble. The girl was accustomed to his presence in Bella's bedchamber, but on previous occasions he hadn't been fully…

— Evangeline Collins

“Hey!” He snapped out of his musings as Destiny’s hand trailed down his body to cup his less than interested cock through his trousers.…

— Jane Cousins

“You, as a human, should have never been attracted to me, let alone follow me. But, you did and I knew that I had…

— Merrill Gemus

“So, what were you about to do that day, then? Float away or something?” “No.” He looked up from the ground and smiled. “I…

— A.M. Hudson

“The very second the door closed behind them, Nicholas started shouting. I guess I shouldn't have been surprised. 'I can't believe you did that!'…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“Grabbing Jeremy's lapels, Nick pulled him closer, grasping him not with fingers but with claws. His face inches away from Jeremy's, his eyes burning…

— Arshad Ahsanuddin

“Finally the vampire released him with another groan, sitting back on his haunches. "Your blood is steeped in power." Running his tongue over a…

— Kresley Cole

“It's the other part I'm not so sure about. You got any advice for me on that, Lucan?" "Sure." The vampire grunted, his smile…

— Lara Adrian

“Trevor gave a long-suffering groan. “I’m going to be on my hands and knees, aren’t I?” Nipping the other man’s lower lip, Pete growled,…

— Katie Allen