Apples Quote by Scott McNealy

DOS is ugly and interferes with users' experience.

— Bill Gates

My current computer, in addition to 'DOS,' has 'Windows,' which is another invention of Bill Gates, designed as a security measure to thwart those…

— Dave Barry

People everywhere love Windows.

— Bill Gates

Windows isn't supposed to make sense, it's supposed to make money.

— Paul Lutus

To say that Windows 95 is just like the Mac is like finding a potato in the shape of Jesus and thinking you have…

— Guy Kawasaki

Many say that DOS is the dark side [from Star Wars], but actually UNIX is more like the dark side: It's less likely to…

— Lore Sjoberg

I farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasn't my fault they don't have Windows.

— Ramandeep Singh

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes,…

— Carol Burnett

“Windows weren't safe dumbass”

— M.S. Knight

“I heard that if you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you…

— Various

Windows 95 is what Rube Goldberg would have designed if he'd studied cartooning at M.I.T.

— Russell Baker

Microsoft has a new version out, Windows XP, which according to everybody is the 'most reliable Windows ever.' To me, this is like saying…

— Dave Barry