Closest Quote by Rita Rudner

The closest I ever came to getting married was just before I started singing. In fact, my first record saved my neck.

— Elvis Presley

“The closest I ever came to a near death experience was living in LA.”

— Deirdra Baldwin

“The closest she came to a farm was the produce section at the grocery store”

— Caleb Wygal

In such places as Greenwich Village, a menage-a-trois was completed- the bohemian and the juvenile delinquent came face-to-face with the Negro, and the hipster…

— Norman Mailer

Yeah, she was hot, all right, but I think she had the hots for you - kept saying how she saw you over at…

— Rachel Caine

In honor of Bastille Day, I promise not to mispronounce my many requests for a menage a trois.

— Anonymous

“He did just spell out the particulars of an incestuous menage a trois in the same breath he used to order wine.”

— Michelle Gable

“As if Riley and Amelia were lions, and we were a menage a trois of lively, prancing deer.”

— Jaclyn Moriarty

If, in order to be calm you must shut down the voices in your head... take it easy, that only means that you've gone…

— Joaquin Gonzalez

“It was exhausting being a schizophrenic, which he was still convinced he was.”

— Meg Wolitzer

“The schizophrenic in the sleeping bag with a live chicken and a can of tomato soup spilling onto the sidewalk had no right to…

— Jarod Kintz

I've been called 'musically schizophrenic,' and some people think that's a cool thing.

— Gary Clark, Jr