Closest Quote by Rita Rudner Download Open image “The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.” — Rita Rudner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Closest Schizophrenic
“After several months in our trio relationship, my husband and I started telling friends about our girlfriend... No one seemed to mind the concept… — Victoria Vantoch Copy Share Image
I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I had met my now wife, Sheryl, and was attempting my first try at monogamy, which was not really in my nature at the… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
For any couple, once you delve into the idea of non-monogamy, you're entering pretty frightening territory. — Zoe Lister-Jones Copy Share Image
“Have you ever tried to organise a threesome in real life?' I shook my head. I'd only encountered them in porn, but it seemed… — Olivia Sudjic Copy Share Image
Trying to be able to have, let's say, more than three partners was absolutely impossible, at least for my own relationships. — Tim Harford Copy Share Image
I?m married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by… — Cathy Guisewite Copy Share Image
I find it sad that by not talking about who I sleep with, that makes me mysterious. There was a time when I would… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I write about presidents. That means I write about guys - so far. I'm interested in the people closest to them, the people they… — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image
The reason I'm drawn to it is - both the off road racing and the motorcycles on the track - it takes a lot… — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
Your closest and your most dedicated fans will be your ultimate test. They will test you. — Chuck D Copy Share Image
The first responsibility of the Muslim is as teacher. That is his job, to teach. His first school, his first classroom is within the… — H. Rap Brown Copy Share Image
You wind up creating from silence, like painting a picture on a blank canvas that could bring tears to somebody's eyes. As songwriters, our… — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
One my closest friends doesn't care about sharing her clothes or jewelry, but she never shares her fragrance. — Christian Louboutin Copy Share Image
Life’s a journey that goes round and round and the end is closest to the beginning. — Edward James Olmos Copy Share Image
I keep a lot to myself, and I cherish the things that are for me and the people closest to me. — Tyler Oakley Copy Share Image
I am not somebody who likes to give advice, or anything like that, unless it's my closest friends or family. — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
On foreign policy, President Obama has kept our nation safe from terrorism and restored our standing in the world. When it comes to one… — Chuck Schumer Copy Share Image
You never know really what anyone thinks about you - that's why all my closest friends are ones I've had since my schooling days… — Dominic Cooper Copy Share Image
Arthur Conan Doyle was entranced by the notion of a brilliant detective who can deduce everything a stranger has been up to from the… — Rafael Yglesias Copy Share Image
