“The closest she came to a farm was the produce section at the grocery store” — Caleb Wygal Copy Share Image
“The closest I ever came to a near death experience was living in LA.” — Deirdra Baldwin Copy Share Image
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The closest I ever came to getting married was just before I started singing. In fact, my first record saved my neck. — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
