Marriage Quote by Pineapple Express

“I’m a murderer, Ted! I’m a murderer. A dog murderer! I’m just like Phil Spector minus the music career.” “No, Chelsea, you need to…

— Chelsea Handler

“Let's go down to the basement." I didn't move. "How do I know you're not some kind of serial killer with a perverted sex…

— Cherry Cheva

“rapes your wife but perfectly legal to kill a total stranger”

— Clara Salaman

“We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere. And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow.” Ted…

— Mark Phillips

“You said that like a movie title.” “I know. I was thinking of Bill and Ted.” “You think our sex life is like an…

— Nick Pageant

“What'll happen if I tell him? If I tell him I risked everyone in the damn sector, everyone in all the sectors. That I…

— Kit Rocha

“I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.”

— Kylie Scott

“Shit, Karl, you can’t say that in front of a federal agent,” Aiden protested, his eyes wide. “I’m not. I’m saying it in private…

— Jane Davitt

“I’m going to kill the president. I promise. I surrender. I'm sorry. I'm gay. I'm pregnant. I'm dying. I'm not your father. You're fired.…

— Ben Lerner

I hate the murderer, love him murdered.

— William Shakespeare

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of…

— Dave Attell

In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex.

— Xaviera Hollander