Quote by Pineapple Express Download Open image “Fuck the po-lice! -Saul” — Pineapple Express ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv? Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude! — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
Well, be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork. -Saul — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
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