Quote by Pineapple Express Download Open image “You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker! -Red” — Pineapple Express ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Whoo-oop! I'm the old original iron-jawed, brass-mounted, copper-bellied corpse-maker from the wilds of Arkansaw!—Look at me! I'm the man they call Sudden Death and… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I was convinced that they understood my condition, that at the sight of me one of them exclaimed, “Oh! It’s that castaway with the… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv? Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude! — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
Well, be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork. -Saul — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
I feel like butter melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks. [pause] Yeah. -Private Greg B. Miller — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
I ain't ever been shot before. Damn, that shit hurt. I got glass in my ass. -Matheson — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing… — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image