Farts Quote by Patience Download Open image “I farted:P XDDDD” — Patience ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Farts
Hahaha XD my brother, mom, and I waiting in line in MCdonalds and my brother farted then I farted then my mom farted XD… — Patience Copy Share Image
Omfg xD soo I farted this morning.. and my mom said it was like a fart bubble.. xD cuz I farted then I went… — Patience Copy Share Image
I have never farted in front of a guy I fancied before - I was so embarrassed!. — Rebecca Loos Copy Share Image
Shes talking to angels counting the stars, making a wish on a passing car dancing with strangers falling apart waiting for superman to pick… — Patience Copy Share Image
I just dont know why people stalk. like forreal why? it's a big waste of your time! and plus its called cyberstalking. which is… — Patience Copy Share Image
I know they say, that no one is perfect, but I swear she's perfect for me And that makes it so much harder to… — Patience Copy Share Image
She was waiting for me too get up todayy! she was staring from her vcage right at me<3 ^_^ — Patience Copy Share Image
Truth is, I miss you. all the time, every second, every minute, every hour, every day. — Patience Copy Share Image
“At Jefferson High, even a small misstep could get you bullied for years. As far as she could tell they were still teasing some… — Sara Nović Copy Share Image
“I found this, though," Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. "Gas-X! Like, 'X' for explosion! This is great! I'm thinking I… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!” — The Fart Blast Copy Share Image
“Akiko was in a meeting with her superior officers when she farted and tore a hole in her chair. The fart was so powerful,… — Peter Tieryas Copy Share Image
“The idea of spending another six hours with Leon and his farts was more than I could take.” — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
“Uh-oh,' said Gazzy, but Angel was so nauseated she didn't have time to leap to a safe distance, or grab a gas mask Bbbbbrrrrrrrttthhhhhhttttttt.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Are you still doing that crap?" I ask. "You can't even do it properly," Eileen says. "Just a matter of practice," Simone says. "Wow!… — Randa Abdel-Fattah Copy Share Image
“If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.” — Richard B. Knight Copy Share Image
