Alcohol Quote by Padgett Powell

“But in a society where it’s normal to die of heart disease, having a “normal” cholesterol level is probably not a good thing.”

— Michael Greger

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

— Matt Groening

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

— Dan Castellaneta

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of lifes problems.

— Ritu

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

— Homer Simpson

“Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol.”

— Bauvard

I mean, when you've had a problem in your past, whether it's attributed directly to high cholesterol or not, you want to lower your…

— Mike Ditka

The problem with certain Englishmen is drinking to excess, the systematic search for drunkenness.

— Marcel Desailly

“Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast, die young.”

— Jarod Kintz

[The English] find ill-health not only interesting but respectable and often experience death in the effort to avoid a fuss.

— Pamela Frankau

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.

— Phyllis Diller

Alcohol is the cause of all my problems.

— Jayson Williams