Bats Quote by Mitch Hedberg

... everyone has to knit when they're here. ... But not every person has to use yarn.

— Kate Jacobs

“I hope people don't take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.”

— Shirley Rousseau Murphy

“Despite what we knitters know to be true, the non-knitting world somehow persists in thinking that a "knitter" looks a certain way. Most likely,…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

“Easy as knitting kitten-britches, as Momo liked to say.”

— Stephen King

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.

— Agnes Repplier

“Asking a knitter what he or she plans on doing with the yarn he or she just bought is like asking a squirrel what…

— Clara Parkes

She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. 'There,' said the…

— David Wong

“A kitten, a nice, little, sleek playful kitten, that I can play with, and teach, and feed, and feed, and feed!”

— Bram Stoker

“ Knitting is still trying to teach me That no matter how well you knit, looking at your work too closely isn't helpful. It's…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

“But sooner or later people have to take up their own lives, not disperse them out as though they were knitting wool that a…

— Elizabeth Harrower

You know you knit too much when ... Before you buy anything, such as a hammock or curtains, you seriously wonder whether you could…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

“If I had only known kittens can climb drapes, perch on top of a traverse rod, and then screech like some femme fatale in…

— K.C. Kendricks