Association Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “If 13 is unlucky, then 12 and 14 are guilty by association.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Association Funny Guilty Humor Ifs Unlucky
For 13 to be unlucky would require there to be some kind of cosmic intelligence that counts things that humans count and that also… — Douglas Hofstadter Copy Share Image
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of… — Norm Crosby Copy Share Image
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who werent smart enough to get out of… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury… — DaniAlla And Her BFF Copy Share Image
I more often find Friday the 13th to bring a good luck than to bring bad luck. — A M Hildreth Copy Share Image
If you were born on Friday the 13th your entire life will be marked by bad luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The jury passing on the prisoner's life may in the sworn twelve have a thief or two guiltier than him they try. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I more often find Friday the 13th to bring good luck rather than bad luck. — A M Hildreth Copy Share Image
We all have heard it claimed that 13 is an 'unlucky number.' Indeed, there are many hotels in America that for this very reason… — Douglas Hofstadter Copy Share Image
The jury is supposed to be twelve peers, but technically that would mean every single person on the jury should have Asperger's syndrome, because… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Jury - A group of 12 people, who, having lied to the judge about their health, hearing, and business engagements, have failed to fool him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If you are poor, shun association with him who measures men with the yardstick of riches. — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
So few men are really worth knowing, that it seems a shameful waste to let an anthropoid prejudice stand in the way of free… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
For rich children, it'd be very easy and convenient never to take any steps to build an identity outside of your association with your… — Jamie Johnson Copy Share Image
I am a member of that small, little group that covers - I'm a member of the White House correspondents association. I go to… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Most of the more celebrated names among African-American authors, poets, and artists are known to the world because of their association with specific cultural… — Aberjhani Copy Share Image
While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Anarchism is a definite intellectual current in the life of our times, whose adherents advocate the abolition of economic monopolies and of all political… — Rudolf Rocker Copy Share Image
The feedback that I get from my association with Gomez is heartwarming. It is very difficult for me to take anything but a positive… — John Astin Copy Share Image
Public and private funds have been thrown around like confetti at a country fair, to close up and destroy clinics, hospitals, and scientific research… — Benedict Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
[T]here are, at bottom, basically two ways to order social affairs, Coercively, through the mechanisms of the state - what we can call political… — Ed Crane Copy Share Image
Whatever withdraws us from the power of our senses; whatever makes the past, the distant, or the future, predominate over the present, advances us… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
The Stroke Association has produced leaflets that set out clearly the health risks associated with stroke that African-Caribbean people face. — Linford Christie Copy Share Image
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