Circles Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Circles Gambling Sitting
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
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