"I think foosball is a combination of soccer……" — Mitch Hedberg
"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
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163 Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get…
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I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something picketing, but I don't know how…
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Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and…
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If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a…
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass…
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What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations…
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I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
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Hell, yeah! Meeting adjourned!
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Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!
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And I believe that the best buy in public health today must be a combination of regular physical exercise and…
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A great work is made out of a combination of obedience and liberty.
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The music industry is a strange combination of having real and intangible assets: pop bands are brand names in themselves,…
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Well, you know, 'Spaceballs' is a weird combination, because it's a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it's crazy and out-there…
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Human life is a combination of tragedy and comedy. The shapes and designs that surround us are the music accompanying…
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Intervention for the prevention and control of osteoporosis should comprise a combination of legislative action, educational measures, health service activities,…
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The best standardisation committee in the world is nature herself, but in nature standardisation occurs mainly in connection with the…
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What I need to write well is a combination of heat, light and solitude.
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My presence in the social media and on the Internet is much bigger than many of the other candidates, including…
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Aside from what it teaches you, there is simply the indescribable degree of peace that can be achieved on a…
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