Christmas Quote by Milton Berle

“It's Christ­mas," he whis­pered. His wife smiled up at him, and her an­swer made his throat tighten. "No," she said softly, lay­ing her fin­gers…

— Judith McNaught

“It was the happiest Christmas Eve he had ever spent. To quote his own words, he had a rotten Christmas.”

— H.H. Munro

“They had been married for three days. Lauren stirred, moving closer to him for warmth. Careful not to disturb her, he drew the satin…

— Judith McNaught

“He always has a joke to tell or is doing something so seriously ridiculous that you can’t help but laugh at him. Last night,…

— Belle Aurora

“Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind." "Don't worry," I told him, "you'll…

— Jim Harris

“We gave the woman for her trouble a generous fee, with which she was highly pleased, and proceeded to put it in the bed…

— Helen Josephine Sanborn

“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:”

— Uncle Amon

“The truth is Christmas evolved from the Roman holiday Saturnalia, a winter festival where men gave gifts to each other. They also would get…

— Huey Freeman The Boondocks

“A mother was thinking of how to keep her naughty child in line she tried using the boogey man it didn't work ... she…

— rassool jibraeel snyman

“One year on Christmas Eve he told us that Santa wasn’t giving out any presents because he was depressed and suicidal.”

— John Leguizamo

“by Christmas. For a man looking to get back”

— Alix Nichols

“We did it, Baby,” he said in a hushed voice. “I still can’t believe you’re my wife.” “Believe it,” I said, smiling.”

— Jamie McGuire