Christmas Quote by John Leguizamo

“It was the happiest Christmas Eve he had ever spent. To quote his own words, he had a rotten Christmas.”

— H.H. Munro

“It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you’d always thought he…

— Adrianne Brooks

“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,…

— Orson Scott Card

“I had read that more people committed suicide on Christmas Eve and on Christmas Day than at any other time. The holiday had little…

— Charles Bukowski

“Seriously, Santa. Fuck off and go and deliver some presents.”

— K.M. Golland

“Most kids grow up leaving something out for Santa at Christmas time when he comes down the chimney. I used to make presents for…

— Jeanette Winterson

“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was…

— Dean Koontz

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

— Phyllis Diller

“Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed and the dejected. ”

— Jimmy Cannon

“He said that every time that one person did something nice or helpful for another person it was because we held the magic of…

— Holly Rayner

“He had a white beard and twinkly blue eyes, and all in all gave the impression of what Santa Claus would look like if…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“He had done nothing on Christmas day, just wandered around outside in the frozen woods. Hard ground, chill winds and bare branches that looked…

— R.D. Ronald