Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a… — Jimmy Cannon Buying Copy Share Image
I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me. — Jimmy Cannon Guy Copy Share Image
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime — Jimmy Cannon Drink Copy Share Image
A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong — Jimmy Cannon Alibis Copy Share Image
He was the strangest of all our national sports idols. But not even his disagreeable character could destroy the image of his… — Jimmy Cannon Character Copy Share Image
“Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed and the dejected. ” — Jimmy Cannon Christmas Copy Share Image
I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas. — Jimmy Cannon Actors Copy Share Image
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. — Jimmy Cannon Disk Copy Share Image
It is the best of all games for me. It frequently escapes from the pattern of sport and assumes the form of… — Jimmy Cannon Action Copy Share Image
Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages. — Jimmy Cannon Average Copy Share Image
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. — Jimmy Cannon Christmas Copy Share Image
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella. — Jimmy Cannon Care Copy Share Image
He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with… — Jimmy Cannon Babe Copy Share Image
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