Christmas Quote by Milton Berle

I should have had the pickle.

— Preston Sturges

“I can't believe you ate all the ice cream, Daemon!"I cringed and stopped inside the dining room. There was no way I was going…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Joan and the Judge had gone to a Sunday brunch with friends. They would be home shortly, in good spirits probably, unless of course…

— Peter Hedges

“I didn't eat all of it." "Oh, so it ate itself?" Dee shrieked so loudly I thought I heard the rafters in the ceiling…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Let's see, what've we got for the little girl to eat? Nothing, I hoped, but he brought a tin of Christmas candies, which seemed…

— Munro Alice

“When I did show up next door, at 6:34, it sounded like World War III had erupted in the house. I’d let myself in…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

— Sid Waddell

“Stress level: extreme. It's like she was a jar with the lid screwed on too tight, and inside the jar were pickles, angry pickles,…

— Fiona Wood

“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress…

— Terry Pratchett

Eric followed Vlad Tepes’s stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position.…

— Charlaine Harris

“Kelly and I had to take our turns to work the concessions stand at the games. We would always try to work our designated…

— Lynne Spears

Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.

— Snooki