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Humour Quote by Mercy Pheona

“Cant Satan just apologize to God so that we can go back to Eden and live naked... Clothes are expensive...” quote by Mercy Pheona — Download Open image

“Cant Satan just apologize to God so that we can go back to Eden and live naked... Clothes are expensive...”

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