Humor Quote by Mark Twain

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

— Mark Twain

New Year's resolutions have always been something to beat myself up with by the second week of January. It seems perverse to set yourself…

— Romesh Ranganathan

Most of us look forward to the start of a new year as a clean slate. We reflect on the past 12 months, take…

— Mazie Hirono

New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you realize you need to change something.

— Anonymous

I never really make solid resolutions. I think if there's something one needs to change with oneself, it doesn't have to happen in the…

— Brittany Murphy

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!

— Aleister Crowley

I never make any resolution everytime new year is coming. Everyday is a new one, so just hoping more everyday

— Maria Reny

This year I'm not going to make a new years resolution. Just going to end up wasting the first week of January.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

Have your new year's resolutions been a new beginning for you or have they just been different words on the same old beginning? Maybe…

— Mary Anne Radmacher

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of…

— Anais Nin

Many people await new years day, to make a new start to their old habits. I wish you otherwise, Happy New Year.

— Anonymous

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so…

— Aleister Crowley