Humor Quote by Mark Twain Download Open image ““congress - that great, benevolent asylum for the helpless”” — Mark Twain ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Government was founded on the working premiss of being primarily an asylum for ineptitude and indigence.” — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
“Washington is the only lunatic asylum in the world run by its own inmates.” — W. Lee O'Daniel Copy Share Image
“flight from tyranny does not of itself insure a safe asylum, far less a happy home.” — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“The world is an asylum where the inmates keep the warders in their place.” — George Herman Copy Share Image
“Prison and the asylums had made me worse, not better. I had truly become a hostage of my past, condemned by my reputation and… — Charles Bronson Copy Share Image
“As a refugee who fled civil war as a child, I am still trying to figure out where I fit in - which is… — Ilhan Omar Copy Share Image
“Great minds have no refuge; the world belongs to them.” — sir kristian goldmund aumann Copy Share Image
“I am for the largest liberty for the poor man -- for the oppressed.” — Lewis Tappan Copy Share Image
“Is it my relative sanity that makes my life here so painful, so desperate, so hopeless? Loosen my grip on that, and perhaps life… — Emilie Autumn Copy Share Image
“Liberty, a room you paid for, good money, disrespect to everything, nothing about you – freedom...” — Jessie Georgina Sime Copy Share Image
“Naked on the bank, they looked like refugees waiting for the mercy of sepsis. It” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“The Creator sat upon the throne, thinking. Behind him stretched the illimitable continent of heaven, steeped in a glory of light and color; before… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“As far as I can see, Italy, for fifteen hundred years, has turned all her energies, all her finances, and all her industry to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
