Insults Quote by Mark Mills

“Pbbtlt. "It smells like ham, Glo said. It must be Hatchet" Hatchet moved out of the shadows. "My intent was to capture and torture…

— Janet Evanovich

“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.”

— Bret Easton Ellis

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“I think I’m going to die,” the old man said. “I don’t want to die. I’m afraid to die …” “You’ve lived long enough,…

— Charles Bukowski

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...”

— James Joyce

“He says that I'm as subtle as a fart at a funeral.”

— Martin Crosbie

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

“That is a fart without wind…" in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.”

— Faye Kellerman

“Never liked Kolanos. Was at a feast with him one time. Never heard him fart at all. Can't trust a man who doesn't fart…

— David Gemmell

“The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Behind the cool mask of bravado, past the one-way mirror of his mind, underneath the rock-solid layers of self-control, in the Zen garden that…

— Sorin Suciu