Old man Quote by Charles Bukowski

“The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“As he was forced to tell his father more than once, “I said I’d fight for my mother’s throne. I never said I’d die…

— G.A. Aiken

“I said something like, “I’m really sorry you died.” He laughed. I don’t remember exactly what his words were, but he said something like,…

— Mark Manson

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“I think: by the time I'm old, nobody will be able to die any more.”

— Sara Baume

“too young to live, too old to die”

— Jeff Rasley

“One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality…

— Jarod Kintz

“The old people say when you see your fylgja, it's an omen of your impending death.”

— Fritz Nordengren

“My friends are under strict instruction that the moment I die, my heart should be taken out of my chest and thrown into the…

— Patrick Wolf

“The old man smiled. 'I shall not die of a cold, my son. I shall die of having lived.”

— Willa Cather