Quote by Lemony Snicket

“Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with nobody around…

— Lemony Snicket

“When I saw the Twilight movies I thought being a Vampyre was so romantic. When my friends decided to be Vampyres it was so…

— Abramelin Keldor

“Vampires and werewolves are simply monsters. They have been cursed because of their many sins.”

— K.C. Blake

“O!" Sunny shrieked. "O!" Klaus agreed. "O!" Sunny insisted. "Oh!" Klaus cried. "I see what you mean!...”

— Lemony Snicket

“I wished I could visit a Museum of Unnatural History, but, even so, I was glad there wasn't one. Werewolves were wonderful because they…

— Neil Gaiman

“We really are kindred spirits you know; conjurers in love with vampires. The Vamp Tramps!”

— Quinteria Ramey

“Witches, shapeshifters, and fae were one thing. Vampires were monsters, plain and simple. That whole sensitive Children of the Night thing was total b.s.”

— Rachel Hawkins

“Watch some television programs, or read some books in which vampyres are heroic and charming and sparkle in the daylight, and then return here…

— Peter David

“If she did have to describe the kind of person who hunted vampires though, she was certain of one thing. It wouldn't be the…

— Kailin Gow

“Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the…

— Stephenie Meyer

“Being only twelve, Klaus of course had not read all the books in the Baudelaire library, but he had read a great many of…

— Lemony Snicket

“It is like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark, and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your…

— Lemony Snicket