Quote by Laurie Notaro Download Open image ““There are things running around out there with uteruses,son. You're going to need this.”” — Laurie Notaro ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You are pregnant with possibilities! Give birth now and be powerful.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
“You will be a mother to many, for true motherhood lies in the heart, not the womb.” — Jordanna Max Brodsky Copy Share Image
“i just want my girls to have babies. that's all. so they know what i know. ” — Elizabeth Noble Copy Share Image
“I thought about this. “Young female bodies are built to get pregnant, you know,” I said coolly. I was still gazing up at the… — Cat Marnell Copy Share Image
“Now that is a man. My ovaries just fainted.” “Mine are doing the Macarena.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Oh, God. I can’t do this. I only slightly want to have a baby. I think. I actually don’t know at all.” — Sophie Hannah Copy Share Image
“I had no idea how we were going to figure this out. but women had been having babies since the beginning of time without… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“It was the gift that every girl dreams of, to be dead long enough for your parents to realize how meaningless their lives were… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“Sure, I'd like to lose some weight, but a tapeworm is the last way I'd like to do it, except becoming a prisoner of… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“As a result of that experience, I do think all Anthropologies should provide a courtesy volcano just outside their dressing rooms so every woman… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“The lesson here is that a giant cupcake tattoo is typically an indication of two things: (1) Sister go her hands on some crystal… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so we never really needed… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“Goddamnit I've never been the "pretty friend..." She's the one who wears the perfect eyeliner, it never gathers like a crowd in her tear… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot, in good conscience, refer… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor. — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“I just might kill someone in my next job, and I'll be honest here, I couldn't do the time. Really. No way. I couldn't… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“Dr. Bone Specialist came in, made me stand up and hobble across the room, checked my reflexes, and then made me lie down on… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“Asininity was puddling all around me in quantities too vast to soak up. - It Looked Different on the Model” — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
