Fainted Quote by J.T. Geissinger Download Open image ““Now that is a man. My ovaries just fainted.” “Mine are doing the Macarena.”” — J.T. Geissinger ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fainted Fainted Doing Just Fainted Man Ovaries Ovaries Just
“She would swear her ovaries ached watching his features grow animated as he made soft baby noises.” — Laurann Dohner Copy Share Image
“After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?" I turned my back… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“That took balls." "Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Turns out ovaries work just as good as balls when you're in the driver's seat.” — Reece Butler Copy Share Image
“His deep voice drifted to her through the crowd of women. “…my lady when she returns. Och, there ye are, Blossom,” Faolán grinned, standing… — Shannon MacLeod Copy Share Image
“What are you? The pregnant MacGyver?” “Best compliment I’ve had in a while.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“She stared at the building covered in dead vines and wildly gyrating roses. Amara stifled a laugh as she watched them dance. "Could you… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“...Mac, I want you to go back to the house and make sure the ladies don't get the idea to go searching as well.… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
“I know when a man's hungry. And if you'd use your woman parts more often, you'd know, too!” — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“That kiss was hotter than a housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at the Magic Mike premiere.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“To Jay, for proving that love at first sight and happily-ever-afters are things that happen in real life, too.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“She had that aching feeling again, that feeling she knew was happiness. It seemed not only unfamiliar but terribly fragile—and frightening. She wondered how… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Men aren’t like us, baby. They’re dumb as doughnut holes when it comes to love.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“It’s not true love if you don’t want to kick his teeth in every once in a while.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Ask Tabby to hack into air traffic control and see which flight has those coordinates.” I point at the screen. “Find out where it’s… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“It’s the struggle that refines them,” he explained, “the challenge. Give them too much water, sunshine, and fertile soil and they grow fat and… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Love had finally found him, and so had love’s bastard brother. Misery.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“The myth of true love is one of the greatest self-deceptions ever embraced by the female sex. It’s right up there with the ridiculous… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
You text him, he doesn't text back. He obviously was so excited that you texted him and he fainted. — Luphielia Copy Share Image
Now why should that man have fainted? But he did,and right across my path by the wall, so that I had to creep over… — Charlotte Perkins Gilman Copy Share Image
You texted him and he never texted you back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted. — Unknow Copy Share Image
I am scared of my father to this day. My father walked in the room - and God knows I am telling the truth… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
“She fell over," Nathan said. "Yeah," Gabriel said. "I thought fainted all graceful. She just crashed” — C.L. Stone Copy Share Image
I fainted in airports twice on different occasions, because I didn't get my food right. — John Popper Copy Share Image
When I text someone and they don't text back, I automatically assume that they fainted in excitement! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Being a singer, being a performer, you have tricks, somehow, to calm yourself when things feel a little overwhelming. I don't do breathing exercises,… — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
“Ophelia moaned as I patted her cheeks in the approved "vague assistance to woman who has fainted" manner. "Perdy?" she mumbled, her eyelashes fluttering.… — Katie MacAlister Copy Share Image
I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt. — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
Nigga damn near fainted, barely stare at your wife. Brother took all your clothes, whip, sneakers and ice. — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t talk. Why couldn’t I… The room was tipping over now. I heard muffled voices. Then it was all black again. I fainted.… — Tijan Copy Share Image
