“To Jay, for proving that love at first sight and happily-ever-afters are things that happen in real life, too.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Men aren’t like us, baby. They’re dumb as doughnut holes when it comes to love.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“It’s not true love if you don’t want to kick his teeth in every once in a while.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Love had finally found him, and so had love’s bastard brother. Misery.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“The myth of true love is one of the greatest self-deceptions ever embraced by the female sex. It’s right up there with… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Truth, like honor and courage and love, does not come in shades of gray. You either have it or you don't -… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Love is warm and deep and comfortable, just right, so you float in it peacefully without ever being scalded or frozen, like… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“My throat raw with emotion, I said, “I thought love was supposed to be weak knees and butterflies in your stomach and… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“I understand what drives people to stay in relationships long after the love is gone. I know why they accept less than… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“So love—aside from being pointless—was agony. Love was a soul-eating demon. Love was the most terrible feeling in the world.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Love is solid. Constant. If you’re not careful, you might mistake it for bein’ boring because it’s so reliable.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Love isn’t butterflies, boo. It isn’t weak knees. It’s a pride of lions. It’s a pack of wolves. It’s ‘I’ve got your… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“That kiss was hotter than a housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at the Magic Mike premiere.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“To Jay, for proving that love at first sight and happily-ever-afters are things that happen in real life, too.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“She had that aching feeling again, that feeling she knew was happiness. It seemed not only unfamiliar but terribly fragile—and frightening. She wondered how… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Men aren’t like us, baby. They’re dumb as doughnut holes when it comes to love.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“It’s not true love if you don’t want to kick his teeth in every once in a while.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Ask Tabby to hack into air traffic control and see which flight has those coordinates.” I point at the screen. “Find out where it’s… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“It’s the struggle that refines them,” he explained, “the challenge. Give them too much water, sunshine, and fertile soil and they grow fat and… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“Love had finally found him, and so had love’s bastard brother. Misery.” — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“The myth of true love is one of the greatest self-deceptions ever embraced by the female sex. It’s right up there with the ridiculous… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
