Quote by Kevin Hart

If you always use your stapler in one place, keep it there, instead of thinking that all the office supplies should go in one…

— Gretchen Rubin

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

— Tana French

The paper, the stapler, the staples, the tape. It makes me sick. Physical things. Forty years of loving someone becomes staples and tape.

— Jonathan Safran Foer

Here is a drawing of a stapler:

— Dave Eggers

Why do I always feel like you're trying to staple my umbilical cord to the corner of your desk?

— James Lee Burke

Relations r like stapler pin, Easy 2 attach But very hard 2 deattach & even if pin is removed, it alwys leaves its mark,…

— Ritu Ghatourey

I can't go to the hardware store, cut a sheet in half and staple it to the window anymore. It doesn't fly.

— James Badge Dale

The whole working-in-an-office thing was a dream for me - I never get to do it! I'm secretly very organised and obsessed with stationery,…

— Poppy Delevingne

Get me a broom. I'll sweep my own office.

— Wernher von Braun

“Gee, what a happy place. It was like Disneyland with staplers and toner cartridges. ~ Thread Reckoning”

— Amanda Lee

Sometimes people say, 'Oh I'm surprised you'd be in Staples buying a plastic box, I thought you'd have a servant to do that for…

— Peter Kay

It's rare that I'm able to get to my desk in the morning without stopping halfway there, turning around, and going in the opposite…

— Rosemary Mahoney