Desks Quote by James Lee Burke

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because…

— Kevin Hart

Got staples on my dick. Why? Fucking center folds.

— Kanye West

Last I checked, you werent attached to my umbilical cord; I'll be fine without you.

— Sherry Berry

I have the most perfect belly button. When I stick my fingers in it, I feel a nerve in the center of my body…

— Madonna Ciccone

It's rare that I'm able to get to my desk in the morning without stopping halfway there, turning around, and going in the opposite…

— Rosemary Mahoney

The connection similar to one with an umbilical cord.

— Raghib Clitso

If you always use your stapler in one place, keep it there, instead of thinking that all the office supplies should go in one…

— Gretchen Rubin

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere.…

— Joan Rivers

At the umbilical region we actually network with people. Picture that you are cutting those cords to everyone you know. It doesn't mean you…

— Frederick Lenz

Sometimes you push it too far!

— Author Name

I'm up here in this womb, I'm looking all around. We'll, I'm looking out my belly button window and I see a whole lot…

— Jimi Hendrix

There's sometimes a tugging feeling you get to push further when you aren't being challenged enough or when things get too comfortable.

— Criss Jami