Quote by Kanye West Download Open image “Got staples on my dick. Why? Fucking center folds.” — Kanye West ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Bullet proof condom when Im in these hoes. Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
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I wasn't born with a tie or with Mark Shields stapled to my left hip. I have another life. — David Brooks Copy Share Image
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I feel that I'm very blessed. But with great blessings come great responsibility. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Get away from me misery, get away from me loneliness, get away from me fake bitches I can't take the phoniness. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
The creatives, they want to connect with people. These artists, the clothing designers, they want to connect with people the same way that music gets to connect with people. But the cost of silk is too expensive. And they won't lower their quality levels. So I can spend $2 million on a record and give it out in a democratic… — Kanye West Copy Share
I've been connected to the most culturally important albums of the past four years, the most influential artists of the past ten years. You… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
People know I'm smart. And people know that, whether it's SNL or Jimmy Kimmel, it's a trend to take the piss out of celebrity… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
My child-like creativity, purity and honesty is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
If you’re taught you can't do anything you won't do anything, I was taught I could do everything — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Kris [Jenner] and the family, they have the power of communication. This is the number one communications company. — Kanye West Copy Share Image