Quote by Kanye West Download Open image ““Got staples on my dick. Why? Fucking centerfolds.”” — Kanye West ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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I feel that I'm very blessed. But with great blessings come great responsibility. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Get away from me misery, get away from me loneliness, get away from me fake bitches I can't take the phoniness. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
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My child-like creativity, purity and honesty is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
If you’re taught you can't do anything you won't do anything, I was taught I could do everything — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Kris [Jenner] and the family, they have the power of communication. This is the number one communications company. — Kanye West Copy Share Image