Business Quote by Tana French

So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because…

— Kevin Hart

“Yeah, well, if he tries, I’m going to burn his office down to his red stapler.”

— Kim Harrison

I've had editors over the years who couldn't find a clue if it was stapled to their butt.

— Len Wein

If you always use your stapler in one place, keep it there, instead of thinking that all the office supplies should go in one…

— Gretchen Rubin

I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't take two…

— Johnny Carson

If you do not know what you're doing stacked on his desk, a dozen colleagues Initially sticks with a large number of papers and…

— Malcolm Forbes

“The boss had a long list of reasons for letting me go--most of which, I am ashamed to admit, were generously understated. It's true,…

— Gary Lutz

Why do I always feel like you're trying to staple my umbilical cord to the corner of your desk?

— James Lee Burke

I was sort of a porter takin the next man's order. Breakin my back for a shack for headquarters? All my manpower for four…

— Kool G Rap

“Earl, you can’t walk around with a lead slug up your bottom. It’s bound to affect your outlook.” Tool jerked his hand away. “I’ll…

— Carl Hiaasen

Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said,…

— Dave Barry

Harvey Publications hired me as a letterer, and they found out six seconds after I got the job that I couldn't letter. I still…

— Ernie Colon