Judge judy Quote by Katie Cotugno Download Open image ““Don’t pee on Judge Judy’s leg and tell her it’s raining,” Lou said.”” — Katie Cotugno ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Judge judy
“They piss on your leg, tell you it’s raining, and then offer to sell you an umbrella with a smile.” — Elliott Kay Copy Share Image
“Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, cock your leg and urinate upon… — Stephen J. Day Copy Share Image
“Namely, when asked to pee on a person, shouldn't you make absolutely sure you've heard correctly?” — Sara Barron Copy Share Image
“Pammy surges out of her seat, arm straining for the sky. She will apparently pee herself if she's not allowed to answer this question.” — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“I knew it was gonna rain,” she tells them. “But I’m kind of glad, because it’s like the angels in heaven are crying.” The” — Alexandria Marzano-Lesnevich Copy Share Image
“Lea was on the floor of a stall hugging a toilet. When she heard the door close, she lifted her head and gave me… — Christine Zoldenz Copy Share Image
“Kissing him feels familiar but also new, a song they haven’t played on the radio in a really long time.” — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“...as if there's some invisible string that kept us tethered the entire time he was away and that's tightening now...” — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“Wait, I almost shouted, but didn't, and that would be my burden to bear.” — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“A future as lonely as the surface of the moon and still just the sight of him feels like a homecoming, like a song… — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“I know it's only a matter of time before she gets to preschool and starts asking her teacher why today's snack is so shitty.” — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“I just didn't know how to do this, ...the clang and chatter... . And more than that, I didn't particularly want to learn.” — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“There's no limit to the ways that we have managed to fail each other as best friends.” — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“I'm so hugely tired of carrying all of this inside me, all my guilt and anger and loneliness.” — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“...the feeling of standing on the edge of a canyon and screaming, waiting for an echo that refused to come.” — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“...I hate myself for letting him know that I still think about him, that I carry him around inside my skin.” — Katie Cotugno Copy Share Image
“My friend Donna even likes to give humorous names to her reactive emotions such as “Freddy Fear,” “Judge Judy,” and “Anger Annie.” — William Ury Copy Share Image
My mom is pretty unimpressed by everything. She loves black-and-white movies, and the only things she watches in color on T.V. are Judge Judy… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor… — John Green Copy Share Image
“She had several books she'd been wanting to read, but instead she sprawled out on the couch surrounded by pillows and blankets, and spent… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
There's a lot of judges on TV in America. Apart from Judge Judy, the vast majority of them are terrible. — Robert Rinder Copy Share Image
Nothing in my early childhood suggested to anyone - except maybe my father - that one day I would be standing here and be… — Judy Sheindlin Copy Share Image
Long before I was Judge Judy, when I was an unknown worker bee, I usually got what I wanted. — Judy Sheindlin Copy Share Image
“On the other side of that big-ass mirror, a video camera was watching us. In about ten seconds, it was going to start spitting… — Clinton Boomer Copy Share Image
Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Commercials are not the only exposure that obesity gets on TV. It is by no means a rarity on the wonderful Judge Judy's show… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
Don't judge me this isn't judge Judy I have my awkward moments & that's just me — Anonymous Copy Share Image
