Humor Quote by Kate Meader Download Open image ““Her cousin had clearly found a kindred penis in Jack Kilroy.”” — Kate Meader ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“He worried about Michelle. Jack knew she wasn’t the type to run off. She’d never leave Aunt Haddie. She loved her foster mother dearly.… — Christopher Greyson Copy Share Image
“She didn’t believe it, and Jack somehow knew it. Every guy she’d ever been with had treated her the same as Ben. It was… — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
“He just looked at her as if she were an idiot. Or a woman. It was Tillie's experience that most men thought they were… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“As Jack slung an arm around his sister's shoulders in an intimate and affectionate way, something in her heart broke.” — Melissa de la Cruz Copy Share Image
“I really wish I could confirm to him that you do in fact have a penis. A very big and pretty penis,” Blaire whispered.… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“I wrapped my hand around his shaft. He was a big boy like me. Wide and long. He was so pale I could clearly… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“No, it's real Jack. And real Jack has very real, like crazy, crazy, real feelings for you that might actually scare the shit outta… — Natasha Boyd Copy Share Image
“There was a fellow called Smiley married Ann Sercomb, Lord Sawley’s cousin. Damned pretty girl, Ann was, and went and married this fellow. Some… — John le Carré Copy Share Image
“Kale, jackass. His name is Kale," I snapped. Someone had joined the line behind Dad. The woman made an irritated noise of disapproval at… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
“That rotten bastard had let his dick ruin our family, and I was going to cut it off and stick it in my neighbor’s… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Jack stares at me blankly. ‘A what?’ he asks. I choke back the laugh. ‘A boy. You know? A Y-chromosome holder? You don’t seem… — Sarah Alderson Copy Share Image
“Hockey is not for pussies. Technically, it’s defined as a sport. Words like play and game get thrown around liberally to shield its true… — Kate Meader Copy Share Image
“Compounding her misery was the fact it was the worst day of the year for a singleton : Valentine's Day. Whatever. She preferred to… — Kate Meader Copy Share Image
“Vadim sat up, unfairly pulling the towel over his groin so she missed the main attraction. Had he changed in the intervening years? If… — Kate Meader Copy Share Image
“We should be in my bed right now. I should be kissing your breasts, sucking your nipples, tasting your honey. I should be sinking… — Kate Meader Copy Share Image
“And then that mouth was speaking Russian, rough, sexy, sweet nothings that drove her wild. Forced out all common sense. His mouth trailed her… — Kate Meader Copy Share Image
“She cracked a sexy smile with a side of condescension. “Jack, I’m not looking to know you.” No, she wasn’t, unless you counted biblically.… — Kate Meader Copy Share Image
“those puppies could incapacitate the biggest, baddest jock and have him crying all the way home to Mom. Give her a vagina any day—it… — Kate Meader Copy Share Image
“Did you really think we were going to let Stroger get away with what he did, Harper? Isobel had a little chat with that… — Kate Meader Copy Share Image
“Bella, they are one and the same. I will not be satisfied with a woman who has no dreams or ambitions. My woman is… — Kate Meader Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
