Quote by K. Webster Download Open image ““It’s a penis not an introduction to the president.”” — K. Webster ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Handcuffs barely wrap around the girth of my penis. I should run for Congress.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Sam, just accept it. There is nothing funnier than penises randomly inserted in wildly uncalled for places in the sport of hilarious juxtaposition. Why… — Jordan Krumbine Copy Share Image
“Being President is like being the groundskeeper in a cemetery: there are a lot of people under you, but none of them are listening.” — Bill Clinton Copy Share Image
“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.” — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
“It was in his office, though, where he told me he’d never had anal sex. His cock was very large, but anal was so… — Charlotte Shane Copy Share Image
“It seemed that the penis per se, except to male homosexuals, was not a very salable commodity in the sexual marketplace of America. Few… — Gay Talese Copy Share Image
“But that’s the thing, beautiful, I wouldn’t be able to stop. I’d fuck you all day over and over. You’d be weak from all… — K. Webster Copy Share Image
“My pussy seems to start flashing like a disco ball whenever a bad guy is in the vicinity.” — K. Webster Copy Share Image
“I need to feed her with affection and gain her trust before I slap a collar on her and declare her mine.” — K. Webster Copy Share Image
“Friends aren’t really our thing so when we make one, we don’t like to let go.” — K. Webster Copy Share Image
“Scanning through her friend requests, I delete all the males who requested to be her friend. I don’t like those creepy fuckers.” — K. Webster Copy Share Image
“Take a picture. It’ll last longer.” Don’t mind if I do. I’ll wait until you’re asleep and naked, though.” — K. Webster Copy Share Image
“She’s so fucking tight, and I can’t wait to feel her perfect body gripping mine. We were made to be together. Everything about this… — K. Webster Copy Share Image
“I’ll free her monsters. Because once they’re free, I can find them and kill them.” — K. Webster Copy Share Image
“I know what’s right and wrong, yet here I am, choosing wrong because it feels right.” — K. Webster Copy Share Image
