Abraham lincoln Quote by John Wilkes Booth

“A dog is just as eager to lick the hand of a bad master as he is to lick the hand of a good…

— The Eyes of the Dragon

“Rats! Sometimes it's very difficult being a dog... Especially when it's raining. You're looking forward to a great breakfast... When it arrives, you're full…

— Charles M. Schulz

Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.

— Anonymous

“There's nothing so bad in the world that dog kisses won't make it better”

— Lynn Plourde

“I reckon you could go ahead and shoot that dog and git you another one with regular anal sacs and wouldn’t nobody be the…

— John Green

“but for me—a fast-growing thirteen-year-old—the most alarming thing was when we sat down to our first meal. I couldn’t believe the dish that appeared…

— Masaji Ishikawa

“On Accidentally Eating Dog Treats “Snausages? I’ve been eating dog treats? Why the fuck would you put them on the counter where the rest…

— Justin Halpern

“My ball sack is like a bubblegum bubble, only with slightly less bubblegum flavor, and a little more fun to chew on. Just ask…

— Jarod Kintz

“If you enjoy sticking a straw in a dog's ear, don't sit next to the pooch with a milkshake.”

— Alan Rogers

“I like the pooch. When I’ve had a dog’s snout in my mouth, we tend to develop a special bond.”

— Randy Quarles

“It's a dog eat dog world.”

— Tracy Madison

“I’d like a doggy bag to take home my leftover grilled canine burger.”

— Jarod Kintz