Treats Quote by Justin Halpern

“Even a dog that was part garbage disposal could get poisoned by chocolate, macadamia nuts, grapes, onions, or garlic.”

— Teresa Rhyne

“You know that feeling when you kiss your dog's butthole goodnight but it tastes like your uncle's balls? This means that your dog is…

— John Wilkes Booth

“After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever!”

— Ann Taylor

“I'm unsure why one trifling incident this afternoon has moved me to write to you. But since we've been separated, I may most miss…

— Lionel Shriver

“I don't even have a dog. I tell people I'm allergic so they won't think less of me. Instead I have a cat, the…

— Anna Quindlen

“There were five full glasses of wine in front of me, but the wine teacher told us that we were not allowed to drink…

— Jenny Lawson

“A dog always knows where it can find food to eat, so it’ll come running look- ing for a fool to feed it. Honey,…

— D.E. Eliot

“why wouldn’t I eat a dog I’d never met? Or more to the point, what justification might I have for sparing dogs but eating…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“It’s not fun to pet cats when you’ve already poured gravy on them, and you’re holding silverware.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I reckon you could go ahead and shoot that dog and git you another one with regular anal sacs and wouldn’t nobody be the…

— John Green

“Dogs in My Nose -- When I woke up that morning, it didn't take me long to realize there were dogs in my nose.…

— Steve Martin

Two faced backstabbers should be thrown to the dogs , so the bitches could bite them .

— Rodrigo Rojas