“You know that feeling when you kiss your dog's butthole goodnight but it tastes like your uncle's balls? This means that your… — John Wilkes Booth Copy Share Image
“Lincoln replied:"There is a difference between secession against the Constitution and in favor of the Constitution.” — Clint Johnson Copy Share Image
“A visitor asked Lincoln what good news he could take home from an audience with the august executive. The president spun a… — Shelby Foote Copy Share Image
“Not married until 33, Abraham Lincoln said, "A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that cannot hurt me.” — Shelby Foote Copy Share Image
“world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but can never forget what they did here. It is for… — Jeff Shaara Copy Share Image
