“You know that feeling when you kiss your dog's butthole goodnight but it tastes like your uncle's balls? This means that your dog is family. Feed it to your deformed baby with a side of apple sauce and Chromebook salad.” — John Wilkes Booth Copy Share Image
Tell mother, tell mother, I died for my country... useless... useless. — John Wilkes Booth Copy Share Image
“You know that feeling when you kiss your dog's butthole goodnight but it tastes like your uncle's balls? This means that your dog is… — John Wilkes Booth Copy Share Image
“I think I have done well, though I am abandoned, with the curse of Cain upon me.” — John Wilkes Booth Copy Share Image
I do not wish to shed a drop of blood, but 'I must fight the course.' Tis all that's left to me. — John Wilkes Booth Copy Share Image
