Quote by John Hodgman

“A year ago I would’ve been taken in by his chivalry, but now I knew what laid behind the façade: a frog waiting to…

— Luella Christie

“And the state of his bathroom -- I'm not one to gossip, but there are things crusted on his sink that have not simply…

— Neil Gaiman

“His broomish mustache hung over most of his mouth and was always littered with remnants of his last meal. Not crumbs. Enough to qualify…

— Sam Harris

“Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brains.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He sees the shit that happens around me - or because of me - so now he is only 99.99 percent certain I can't…

— Augusten Burroughs

“You’re not a frog; you’re a toad,”

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“Most of us live our lives like toads, sitting perfectly still, under a plantain leaf. We are waiting for a fly to come our…

— Sherwood Anderson

“The troops and their ladies had first drunk champagne. There were also remains of sandwiches, and I stepped on one, which I think was…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“He had a ten-gallon hat that hid a twenty-gallon fish tank inside his translucent forehead. He had fish for brains, as do most politicians.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He counts votes before he decides what to have for breakfast.”

— John Grisham

“Forget politics, his father had always said. Just give 'em something they need, or they'll eat you alive.”

— Joe Schreiber

“Thus we swallow politics with every meal. We take a mouthful and read a telegram, one eye on table, the other on the paper.…

— George W. Cable