Bathroom Quote by Jimmy Kimmel Download Open image “Its OK to use the bathroom at my house as long as you buy something.” — Jimmy Kimmel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bathroom Bathroom House Home House House Long Use Bathroom
If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there. — Lamorne Morris Copy Share Image
“Human beings are not houses—you don't walk in and say, 'Well, so long as we gut the kitchen and add a third bathroom, this… — Sara Eckel Copy Share Image
I'm a person that enjoys having indoor plumbing and a shower and a toilet. — Melissa Barrera Copy Share Image
There seems to be only one place in my house where I can have some me time without being bothered with what I'm doing:… — Epifani Savea Copy Share Image
I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see… — Jeanne Moreau Copy Share Image
Bathrooms have always been a big issue in my life. My parents fought for me to be able to enroll in elementary school as… — Jazz Jennings Copy Share Image
You have a different relationship to your own personal material than you do to other people's. When you go to the bathroom, you're not… — Marc Quinn Copy Share Image
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Hurricane Katrina has been particularly hard on President Bush, who was forced to end his vacation two days early. He was supposed to be… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
I don't want to ruin it for you, but at the end, Voldemort kills Harry with a fairly vivious atomic wedgie. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and… — Helen Reddy Copy Share Image
Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
You know, I'm the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any time I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poems come from ordinary experiences and objects, I think. Out of memory - a dress I lent my daughter on her way back to… — Sharon Olds Copy Share Image
I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the 1998 Oscars, I found myself in the bathroom in a stall, next to Tom Selleck. So I leaned over and I said… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there? — Karen Scalf Linamen Copy Share Image
Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door. — Sinead Burke Copy Share Image
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“I'll meet you outside," I said. No way was I actually doing to shout 'I have to pee' at the top of my lungs.” — Stella Lennon Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
