Baby Quote by Jimmy Fallon

I'm utterly indifferent to Kate Middleton's baby.

— Philippa Gregory

I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of…

— Donnell Rawlings

Prince William's pregnant wife, Kate Middleton, is past her due date. Doctors may have to induce labor. To speed up the birth, doctors have…

— Conan O'Brien

Kate Middleton's a pretty girl who sounds nice.

— Peter York

My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.

— Emo Philips

The Middletons and the Windsors might seem at first glance to be worlds apart. Kate certainly shows no sign of adopting the horsey, doggy…

— Ingrid Seward

Dear William and Kate, If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince? Sincerely, curious.

— Anonymous

Kate Middleton is intelligent, good looking, kind, and fun, and she is remarkably normal.

— Penny Junor

Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic…

— Karl Lagerfeld

There's no blame placed at Kate Middleton, who was in the hospital for, as far as I can see, absolutely no reason . .…

— Steven Morrissey

The Queen was really thrilled that we'd had a little girl, and when we came back here to Kensington, she was one of her…

— Kate Middleton

Every princess needs a prince to remind her she's beautiful :)

— TreasurePRINCESSA^_^