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Believe Quote by Jimmy Carr

“Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.” quote by Jimmy Carr — Download Open image

“Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.”

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